Hunter's Advent Meme

You are suddenly in a white room, a portal closes behind you, and a voice begins asking you questions.


1. Hello who are you?

Vincent: The name is Vincent. I’m megaman model A.


2. What Pokemon are you, do you like being the Pokemon you transformed into?

Vincent: I’m not a pokemon. I’m a human, or a reploid I guess.

3. Good now that we know each other better do you like your new life? Is it fun, boring, crazy, or all of the above? Please explain.

Vincent: We don’t know each other. I hardly know anything about myself and the outside world. But when I woke up, I was in a lab full of mavericks, and people have been trying to kill me, and I don’t remember anything about me because the mind control process didn’t work right, and I woke up before it was completed so while I have free will I have no memory. So I would say incredibly fucking nuts would be the right answer.

4. Being a Pokeuman mean that you turned into a Pokemon and now have to live a hidden life, and you can’t see the ones you loved anymore, how does that make you feel?

Vincent: I HAVE NO MEMORIES! NOT TO MENTION I’M A REPLOID! A ROBOT THAT CAN THINK FOR ITSELF AND IS EXACTLY LIKE A HUMAN IN ALMOST EVERY WAY! SO I DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANY LOVED ONES!

5. Oh dear I’m bringing up tears aren’t I? Anyways what do you think would happen if your family saw how you are now?

Vincent: I’m going to kill you. *Holds out Model A* Megamerge. *Changes into his megaman form and aims his energy pistol at the guy asking the questions* Either ask some questions that are sensible or I shoot you. I have no memories and I’m basically a mechanical human. I don’t have parents.


6. I’m beginning to tear up myself...let’s lighten the mood shall we? What do you think of the PRT, a lot of rumors are going around about them, what do you think of them?

Vincent: PRT? Never heard of them. Then again I only recently woke up and with no memories I know nothing. So I don’t have an opinion on that.

7. If you could would you turn back into a human or would you like to stay the way you are, think carefully.

Vincent: *Pulls out the energy pistol and aims it at the interrogator* What did I say about stupid questions? *Shoots the interrogator and waits for a new one to be sent in*

8. The questions are gonna get serious. Do you think that humans will go power hungry on us like they did before, or do you think they will accept us with open arms?

Vincent: Clearly I need to shoot this one to. I am human and have no memories. I don’t have a real opinion so stop asking such stupid questions. *Shoots the new interrogator* Dumb asses.

9. Let’s take a trip into the past, what would you do and think if you transformed during the great war?

Vincent: Great war? I don’t think Dragonia explained anything about any wars to me. Sorry I don’t have a real opinion on this either.

10. Now to the future, there are monsterous Pokemon everywhere! You are all alone and you only have yourself to look after, how would you look, think, and destroy the growing masses of the monsterous pokeumans?

Vincent: Same way I destroy mavericks. MEGAMERGE! *Transforms into his megaman form and starts firing energy bullets into the monsters*

11. Let’s bring it on home to the present, what is the most amazing thing you have ever seen since you started your new life?

Vincent: Probably the first time I megamerged. It was awesome and crazy and while I keep getting new surprises it’ll always stick with me.

12. This meme is ending, the portal to take you back the earth is opening, so there’s not much time. Tag someone with one of your moves quick!

Vincent: I know just who to tag. *Fires an energy bullet at Jayde Serendibite Dorado*