Elemental: *Walks into living room and stands next to transporter* Alright, wont be long now.
Zero: Who are we waiting for?
Elemental: Morcav is coming to visit. I figured you could show her around the place.
Zero: Oh, well if you say so.
*Transporter activates and Morcav appears in it*
Morcav: Hey guys.
Elemental: Hey Morcav, welcome aboard the Airship Leviathan. Zero here will show you around.
Morcav: Awesome. Nice to meet you Zero.
Zero: Likewise Morcav.
Elemental: Well I have some stuff to check on so can you go ahead without me?
Zero: Sure thing. Follow me Morcav. *Walks out of the living room*
Morcav: Okay. *Follows Zero*
*In the firing range*
Zero: This is the firing range. This is pretty much where Gamma spends his time. He likes to test his new guns and other weapons to make sure theyre good enough at ripping extinctionists apart.
Morcav: Wow. Does Gamma do anything else besides spend his time in here?
Zero: Yeah but whenever he doesnt have much to do, hes in here testing weapons.
Morcav: Oh.
Zero: Yeah. Now then Ill show you to the next stop on the tour. *Walks out*
Morcav: *Follows Zero*
*Outside the basement*
Zero: You hear that sound?
Morcav: *Listens and hears several painful screams* Thats where Strike tortures people isnt it?
Zero: Yeah, NEVER go down there unless you want to get hurt. Strike is crazy when Allen isnt around.
Morcav: I can imagine so.
Zero: Yeah, we should just move on.
Strike: *Walks out covered in blood and pieces of her latest victim* Hey Zero, whos this?
Zero: Hey Strike. This is Morcav, shes visiting for a while. Anyway, Elemental wanted me to show her around.
Strike: Oh is that so. Well come on down here and I’ll give you a tour of the basement where I do my tortures.
Morcav: I don't think that's a good idea.
Strike: *Wraps her arm around Morcavs shoulder* Nonsense. Come on down.
Morcav: I dont know. *Takes Strike's Arm off shoulder*
Strike: Oh its not that bad down there. A little messy after my latest torture. I did all sorts of things to him. Like, *Goes into long and vivid description of various tortures used on her last victim*
Morcav: *Looks like shes going to throw up* I think I better go.
Strike: Oh if you say so. And Zero, get her something to help her feel better. She looks sick. *Closes basement door and screams begin again*
Zero: Im sorry you had to hear all that.
Morcav: Can we just go now? Please?
Zero: Alright, come on. *Walks into next room followed quickly by Morcav*
*In the kitchen*
Zero: This is the kitchen. Not much to see here so well hit the next area.
Morcav: Alright.
*In the game room*
Zero: This is the game room. We have every kind of console and game here. We also have pool, poker, blackjack, and various other card games.
Morcav: Wow. I think I might like this room.
Zero: It is a lot of fun. Strike, Leon, and Gale have a weekly game in here. Last week it was Poker.
Morcav: Leon won didnt he?
Zero: Actually no. Strike said if he won and it was because he cheated she would make him like the basement prisoners.
Morcav: So Leon played fair and lost. Smart move in my opinion.
Zero: True. Lets head on to the next room.
*In the armory*
Zero: This is where we store all the weapons weve stockpiled over the years. It has all kinds of guns, knives, and swords. You want it, Gamma probably has it in here somewhere.
Morcav: Why would Gamma have it?
Zero: The armory is also his bedroom at night. Anyone comes in here in the middle of the night and they dont leave alive. Gamma makes their heads roll across the ground with his sword.
Morcav: Ouch.
Zero: Yeah I think we should just look around somewhere else.
*In the dorm area*
Zero: This is the dorm area. Most everybodys room is in this area.
Morcav: Whats that room over there? *Points at room that seems to be seeping with darkness*
Zero: We cant go in there.
Morcav: How come?
Zero: Thats Havocs room. No one goes in there unless they want to die. Never go in there or youll wind up with the Shadow Reaver in your gut.
Morcav: *Gulps* Got it.
Zero: Good. Maybe we can look anywhere else though.
Morcav: How about the room where Elemental makes everyones stories?
Zero: That I can do. Follow me. *Walks towards Elementals computer room*
Morcav: *Follows*
Zero: *Opens door and walks in* Here it is.
Morcav: Whoa. That is a lot of stuff. *Looks at in shock of the many powerful and expensive computers in the room on the desk all set up for a multi monitor setup* How does he afford this?
Zero: I suspect Leon stole most of these. Elemental confiscated them and set them up in here.
Morcav: He has a lot of equipment in here.
Zero: Well he is an author. I suppose he uses it all for something.
Morcav: Each computer has a label. This one has your name on it. That one has Gammas name, and that one has Allens name.
Zero: Each computer must be used for a different story.
Elemental: That would be correct Zero. Each computer is used for a different story. Except that one over there. *Points at one really powerful computer*
Zero: What do you do with that one?
Elemental: I play video games on that one. I needed the power so it could handle the really big games.
Zero: Oh. Well I guess that makes sense. Ive never been in here for all that long so I wouldnt know.
Elemental: Thats alright. Anyway, is there anything else you wanted to see Morcav?
Morcav: Nope. This place is pretty awesome though. Mind if I ask how you got all of this onto one airship though?
Elemental: Well the old OC lounge was a prime extinctionist target. So I moved everything onto here to make it safer for everyone in the cast.
Morcav: I see. Have you ever had any major attacks yet?
Elemental: Well there was that poketopian attack last week. Pokextinction hasnt been much of an issue though. They seem to be running low on resources or something.
Morcav: Oh. *Watch starts beeping* I have to go guys. Thanks for the tour though. Well have to hang out again sometime.
Elemental: Sure thing Morcav. Zero, could you show Morcav to the transporter?
Zero: Sure thing. Right this way Morcav. *Walks towards transporter*
Morcav: Wait for me. *Follows Zero*
Elemental: *Sits down at computer* Now to begin another gaming spree. *Begins playing Halo 4 and loud noises ensue from the room*
"And what do I get? A vacuum that sucks. This is not a coincidence I assure you." ~Luigi
Get it? It sucks in both meanings of the word!